I write sins not five page research papers
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
“And. It is so hopeful.
|—||An interview with Margaret Atwood (via kimlundgren)|
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
((Yes we have.)) WHY THE FUCK? because wwe wwant to wwalk in diagonal lines to avvoid trainers, kar.
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
|—||F.Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (1920)|
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
im still laughing at this
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
|—||Chuck Palahniuk (via isolatedinhungerland)|